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Roses Demotivational Poster

BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one

TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.67/5

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Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides

BACON ROSES - For those times when the Red one's just don't cut it.

TAGS: bacon roses
Rating: 3.63/5

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SLOW DOWN - You move too fast

TAGS: stop and smell the roses
Rating: 4.44/5

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Krissie - September 21, 2012, 8:36 pm
VERY COOL. Music is an escape for me-all kinds. I was a clarinet nerd :D ...Dropped a few $'s down in my time for people playing their instruments-they're really appreciative.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm
Amazing...Noting more to say.
FatherTyme - December 27, 2010, 3:45 pm
No words to describe it. Poetry! So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
TheWiceMan - January 4, 2010, 5:24 pm
Really great piece of work, 5/5 I think it can be summarised in "What you see is what you're looking for"
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm
They say music is best understood by children and animals
Treehodger - January 2, 2010, 3:35 am
$3.5 Million eh? That is some expensive firewood! (Kidding. I love the Violin and that type of music.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:42 am
You're british, aren't you? The british always are able to destroy humor with logic... missing the very nature of exaggeration.
Marvin Wankerstein - January 2, 2010, 2:33 am
Another possible conclusion that can be reached from this experiment is that the concept of beauty is not a universal one and its perception can vary from person to person.
elf25s - January 1, 2010, 1:48 pm
true whenwever i am in NYC i am in bit of a hurry to actuly stop and listen or watch any performances in subway tunnels. we should really slow down and enjoy life a bit, or read a book instead...
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 4:06 pm
Thats touching do you write poetry silcas? J/k
silcas - December 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
Amazing what we miss throughout our lives, by hurrying. Makes me wonder if we really have it that great in this new age of technology. Just think when was the last time you sat and watched a sunset?
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:59 am
An alternative take on "Context is everything"
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 9:32 pm
gotta make the morning last
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:55 pm
I was going to read this whole thing, but I don't have time, things to do, busy busy busy! J/K, 5 slightly less expesive violins.
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:35 pm
I miss everything...but I'm oblivious, and dumb as toast to boot...
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:24 pm

Airman - I enjoy your posters. This one really hits home....I plan on taking this advise.


A ROSE BETWEEN HER TEETH - Noting screams SERIAL KILLER like your own personal signature.

TAGS: roses
Rating: 4.15/5

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TAGS: roses are red plans
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - February 14, 2012, 5:56 am
lol...so much sacrifice ;)

ROSES - They're not the movie beautiful flower in this garden

TAGS: roses
Rating: 3.89/5

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thatonechick - January 25, 2010, 9:31 am
PM Mr. M, Cubby. :) We can't delete posters.
Cubbybear - January 25, 2010, 9:13 am
MotiFake or mods , please delete this poster due to an grammer/spelling error. a new fixed poster will be posted


TAGS: smell the roses tomorrow late calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - July 11, 2012, 9:04 pm
thx space
spacedog - July 11, 2012, 6:20 pm
Nice one Gas.

ROSES ARE RED, SUNFLOWERS ARE YELLOW - You Know, For Having AIDs... ... You Sure Are Mellow. Happy V-Day. -Tree.

ROSES - They're NOT the most beautiful flower in this garden

TAGS: fixed roses
Rating: 4.42/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 5, 2010, 6:07 am
"Mmm, wonderful coloration," he says, rubbing his hands together. "Flowers are so pretty right after they bloom."
rerun - September 7, 2010, 5:25 pm

cold hearted.... like it
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 5:23 pm
I have that effect on people sadly :(
rerun - September 7, 2010, 5:20 pm

I think you scared him off....
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 5:14 pm
Do you live in Bucharest? she does.
Bolog - September 7, 2010, 5:03 pm
Do you know how old is this girl? Cuz I know her...and you would be surprised!
G4briel - April 29, 2010, 5:23 am
So romantic...
Big V - March 15, 2010, 12:01 am
Cubby, you7 alway6s bring us the Best redheads... and I agree with the first guy... Source Please?
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 9:18 pm
No they're not but you had better leave this rose alone if you don't want a blind date with Bubba!
Cloudchaser - January 25, 2010, 9:18 am
Source of the pic, please? *really likes redheads*

ROSES - Very delicate flowers. Always pay special attention to the bush.

PORCELINA'S NEW JOB - I painted your roses black... ... to match your heart

TAGS: porcelina roses
Rating: 3.95/5

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Cubbybear - January 25, 2010, 9:09 am
It appeals to her darkside...no insults intended
Ed-Hyde - January 25, 2010, 7:07 am
How is that an Ow? Seems like a pretty cool job.
Derek - January 25, 2010, 5:25 am
Owwww, Porcelina has been as nice to you as she can be Cubby. What do you expect?


TAGS: roses day honest honey thats how you can get it ask rerun he gave it to his wife too
Rating: 3.81/5

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rerun - January 25, 2010, 4:43 pm

damn GS, I tell you thing is confidance and this is how you get me in even more trouble. And it wasn't from a toilet seat, it was from that chain link fence.
R.S.Jake - January 25, 2010, 1:39 pm
Damn that was a good piece of...toilet seat...yeah, that's it! Ha ha!

HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Not the case here. It's more the problem to understand words with more than four letters.

TAGS: stupid paris hilton hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Rating: 3.78/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
bull5h17 , she aint that smart to even read the book, much less when she prob saw the book it looked like it was French

THE ROSE - This is how her LAST concert ended....

TAGS: roses
Rating: 3.33/5

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perfectionism -


TAGS: golf n roses calender paradise
Rating: 4.89/5

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screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 2:17 pm
Truly demotivational.. 5 dirty bums!


TAGS: smell the roses calendar women love flowers
Rating: 4.19/5

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Greeny - July 11, 2012, 6:58 pm
It's from Hitchcocks 1943 film "Shadow of a Doubt"
EmilioDumphque - July 11, 2012, 5:00 pm
Who's funeral is pictured? It's clearly someone important or famous.
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 10:11 am
LOL, Cavey…..check…….and mate. Nice poster, Greeny, as always.
caveman - July 10, 2012, 10:54 pm
MAKE A POSTER OF YOUR OWN see how easy that was? Oh wait you haven't
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:50 pm
SHORT CAPTIONS see how easy that was? try it sometime.



RELIGIOUS CEREMONY - Oh! I just figured you were showing me how my MOTHER-IN-LAW, Clogged the toilet Seeing as she act like like her BOOTY don't stink.

GUN N ROSES - Welcome to the jungle baby!

TAGS: roses
Rating: 2.46/5

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GUNS N' ROSES - Awesomeness purified in 5 men, then 6 then 7 then 8 etc.

FLOWERS - They never even know their own beauty for their entire life.

TAGS: flowers roses
Rating: 2.07/5

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TigerKid - September 11, 2008, 6:45 pm
-ated me enough not to look at anymore Motifakes today!
TigerKid - September 11, 2008, 6:44 pm
Wow. That was the single most knob slobbing, ball swallowing, semen sipping, buttsexing, AIDS pumping, parade having, pickle tickling, heat seeking moisture missle gagging, sheep shagging loads of crap I've ever laid eyes on. YOU WIN FUCKFACE! You demotiv

PURE WIN - sometimes cannot be put into words

TAGS: guns n roses lol chinese democracy bumblefoot buckethead
Rating: 1.5/5

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bucketheadfan - November 21, 2009, 5:57 pm
Dweezle has a 'tard problem
CARRnage - June 22, 2009, 2:23 am
Buckethead is FN awesome so Suck it all you Slash Fans
Dweezle - April 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
GUNS N ROSES is not a bad band they are quite ingenious...HOWEVER Chinese Democracy was not GUNS N ROSES it was an over the hill senile Axl Rose, and a gender confused douche bag with a KFC bucket on his head. GNR went to shit after Slash and Duff left!!!
jerica - December 26, 2008, 8:11 pm
EWWW terrible how could people like them? more like PURE LOSE ...kay last comment
Jerica - December 26, 2008, 8:10 pm
Jerica - December 26, 2008, 7:06 pm
That band SUCKS DICK!
Sykes - December 1, 2008, 11:39 am
I totally agree, That album is fuckin genius!!!


TAGS: roses
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - October 31, 2011, 5:57 am
LOL...this looks like a blonde joke

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